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10.06.2025 19:11
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
—
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors