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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 03:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

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They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do humans know everything they need to know?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones