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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 19:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

U.S. Home Sellers Are Sitting on Nearly $700 Billion Worth of Listings, an All-Time High - Redfin

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

AI Is Upending the Job Market, Even at AI Companies Like Anthropic - Business Insider

Loons and Moons

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How big is the French Army?

No way

Next, they tried...

Court documents reveal OpenAI is coming for your iPhone - 9to5Mac

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

32-Year-Old Mom's Freckle Turns Into 'Terrifying' Diagnosis. Now She Fears Leaving Her Toddler Behind - AOL.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

49ers Sign WR Malik Knowles, Place WR Trent Taylor on IR, and Other Roster Moves - San Francisco 49ers

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do most wives fantasize about?