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10.06.2025 03:25

Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones